Jokes Per Minute. The Science of Speech-giving.

We here at Funny Biz Writers want to make your life easy. No, scratch that. We don't want to make your life easy, we want to make it fantastic. And the way that we will do that is by writing you a tight, killer, interesting, appropriate and very FUNNY speech, presentation or roast. Imagine yourself up on stage with a custom written, carefully crafted and personalized funny speech or roast, all about your various co-workers, associates, industry peers, customers, friends or family members. Now imagine sharp, unexpected laugh-out-loud jokes punctuating the factual setups, the kinds of punchlines you'd hear on HBO or Comedy Central. This is what can happen, what will happen, when you hire Funny Biz Writers and let us do the comedic driving, so to speak. We'll make you a deal- we research and custom-write the hilarious speech or roast and then you deliver it, soaking in the laughter and applause while simultaneously accepting a job promotion at work. It's a tough gig, but someone's gotta' do it!