The Secret to Catching Flies

You catch more flies with honey.
But you catch healthier flies with agave syrup.

Men & Women

Bro's before Ho's is correct.

If you're filing alphabetically. 

#dudes #men #women #filing

Funny Biz Speechwriters

Thanking our Teachers!

If you can read, thank a teacher. If you can't read... never mind.

hashtag#reading hashtag#teachers hashtag#comedywriter hashtag#speechwriter http://www.thefunnybiz.biz

Viral Videos & Their Mishaps

I've never had a viral video. But 3 of them went bacterial. 

Viral Video goes Bacterial

#viralvideo #youtube #socialmedia #content

An Investigation into Inspiration

10% inspiration, 90% perspiration is the recipe for success. And also a really disgusting cologne.

#cologne #perfume #success # motivation #inspiration

Getting Up Early vs Sleeping Late

The early bird gets the worm. So if you want to eat something better than worms, sleep late.

The Early Bird

#gettingup #sleep #work

Whatever You Do, Own It!

My guru said "Whatever you're doing, OWN it!!" So I'm forging a deed for the house we rent. 

#writers #funny #keynote #publicspeakers #speeches #jokes