Jokes Per Minute. The Science of Speech-giving.

We here at Funny Biz Writers want to make your life easy. No, scratch that. We don't want to make your life easy, we want to make it fantastic. And the way that we will do that is by writing you a tight, killer, interesting, appropriate and very FUNNY speech, presentation or roast. Imagine yourself up on stage with a custom written, carefully crafted and personalized funny speech or roast, all about your various co-workers, associates, industry peers, customers, friends or family members. Now imagine sharp, unexpected laugh-out-loud jokes punctuating the factual setups, the kinds of punchlines you'd hear on HBO or Comedy Central. This is what can happen, what will happen, when you hire Funny Biz Writers and let us do the comedic driving, so to speak. We'll make you a deal- we research and custom-write the hilarious speech or roast and then you deliver it, soaking in the laughter and applause while simultaneously accepting a job promotion at work. It's a tough gig, but someone's gotta' do it!     

"Serious, serious, oh our work is so terribly serious!"

If you think that your line of work or business is too "serious" or "straight-laced" to use a comedic writing service, boy have we got some news for you! It is often the more serious and highly technical fields, the ones whose capabilities and results must be impeccable, that use well-placed humor to great effect. Here at Funny Biz Writers we have had quite a few top professionals in the medical field as clients. Perhaps they recognize the need to tickle the funny bone. Perhaps they know that laughter is the best medicine. Perhaps they understand the limitation of complex carboethylchloride and lower inside femoral tendons when it comes to keeping an audience stimulated and enjoying themselves. Even other doctors love some mirth and frivolity mixed in with their medical business!!

A recent client of ours is one of the top OMFS's in the country. What's an OMFS? Clear any kids away from the area before we reveal because the acronym's full of really dirty swear words. Okay, not really. It stands for Oral and Maxillofacial Surgeon. These guys do surgery on and otherwise take care of the head, face and mouth region. Our client was leading a roast, presentation and retrospective all in honor of an esteemed veteran OMFS who was a med school professor of many of those in attendance and a real mentor for many in the field.

In front of hundreds of esteemed head and face doctors our client wanted to deliver a this-is-your-life roast speech and punctuate it with hilarious visual cues in a PowerPoint presentation- in the style of Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update or almost any late night TV comedy show.   He also wanted to add actual video segments of political celebrities "speaking to" the grand doctor of the hour and cutting him down to size with hilarious one-liners relevant to his personality and life's achievements.

​Funny Biz Writers not only created a fantastic 100% customized, personalized roast speech, a "this is your life" full of both real historic landmarks and edgy, intelligent but still PG-13 clean jokes, but we also created custom novelty "moving lips" videos, like those seen on Conan's late night show, in which our professional voice impersonators had Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama saying some very funny- and specifically appropriate things about the good doctor. This in addition to the manipulated graphics where Funny Biz Writers' expert graphic artists took various photos of real people, random people and celebrities and created very funny visual punchlines to accompany the roast speech.

Have you ever seen a room full of head, face and mouth doctors, bent over, nearly coughing up a lung, their own mouths wide open from uproarious hysterical laughter? It almost makes you want to call in another specialist to make sure these guys are okay.

If your medical office or hospital or association of specialists or convention of practitioners is gathering for a group event- whether it's as light as the Christmas party or as heavy as a symposium to cure a serious disease- make the entire proceedings more effective by using professional, proven funny speech writers who will custom create a funny roast speech or funny speech of any sort, and will also create novelty moving lips videos with the celebrities of your choice, as well as funny manipulated graphic slides, telling a punchline with a visual.

Ask to see some Funny Biz Writers' work, we're confident you'll see that our product more than backs up everything we say about our roasts, funny speeches, funny presentations, novelty funny videos and so forth. We would never deign to try to do our own surgery or complex medical procedures, just as smart doctors have come to us for outstanding funny speech writing and comedy / humor for meetings, parties, conventions, or any sort of event.

Doctors usually have people saying "ahhh." We get them saying "ha ha ha."                       

Sometimes a Speech can be Inspirational AND Funny!

"The surest way to a person's soul is through their funny bone." You know who said that? I did! Just now. A great and serious inspirational speech can actually be not very serious at all. Yet somehow the deep importance of the message is amplified and made more powerful by use of humor and the humor is made stronger by its juxtaposition next to deadly serious content and issues of great importance. For an offbeat example of this, look at the very funny but very effective and heartfelt speech by the character Bluto (John Belushi) in the classic film 'Animal House.' Now you may not be Bluto and you may not live in an animal house or hang out with animals, but next time you need to speak at an important event you can hire a proven comedy speech writer and deliver a funny (yet serious) speech that make your audience fall off their chairs (unless their already sitting on the floor. In which case they may just roll around) Enjoy this clip of one of the most powerful and funny speeches in movie history!

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A Classic Funny (Duo) Wedding Speech from one of our Favorite Movies!

We write real funny wedding speeches but we couldn't resist posting this fictional engagement wedding speech, one of the funniest in history, found in the hilarious classic comedy 'Bridesmaids'. This scene perfectly captures the brilliant comedy that comes out of real life situations, with Kristen Wiig's and Rose Byrne's characters competing to be the "real" maid of honor, trying to outdo each other as the bride's true best friend. You can't count on such hilarious happenings to break out at your next wedding or event, but you can hire a great professional comedy speech writer to create scripted humor just as funny so that your audience has the time of their life. Enjoy the clip!