We Love Our Clients & They Love Us Pt. II

There's the marketing, the promoting, the website development, the social media.... blah blah blah.... but by far the most FUN, INSPIRING & CREATIVELY SATISFYING part of what I do is the actual writing of my clients' funny speeches, roasts, presentations, novelty video scripts and other assignments. Whether it's a wedding Best Man or Maid of Honor roast speech, or a funny speech for a birthday, anniversary, bar mitzvah or other life event; or a funny custom speech for a corporate or business event, or a general keynote speech, taking the particulars of the honorees' biographies, accomplishments, character traits and anecdotes, and integrating the information into a cohesive, linear narrative with meaningful setups and hilarious, laugh-out-loud punchlines, THAT'S WHERE THE ACTION IS. That's why I do this. That's why my clients become ecstatic and send me notes like the ones below.....  (These are real people with real experiences using my custom funny speeches)....

"Bottom line - Adam makes you look good. Not only was Adam able to turn around a complete speech in the time period I needed, but he customized it to my specific needs, flow, tone and tempo. He walks you through how to pitch it, when to pause and how to deliver a joke like you’re a pro. People still comment on “my” jokes and how impressed they were with the speech. I owe that all to Adam."

 
-Lou A,

Washington DC

“Adam, the roast was a hit.  I still have people coming up to me and telling me how good and how funny it was.  You saved the day.  I had to give the roast in front of 300 people and was a tad nervous... but it was hilarious and perfect for the occasion...  a home run.  I am so thankful for your help and talent.“

-Catherine Thomas Andrews, attorney, 

Wilson, NC 

"Adam was terrific in writing a roast for my husband's 40th birthday!! It was hilarious and a huge hit at the party!"

-Katie Hall

Abingdon, VA

"This is the only way to go for those times when you want to make a positive impression when you need to deliver a speech or comments in front of a group of people. I found Adam on a search, and glad I did. I wasn't sure how it would work, and concerned it would be a waste of my money.

It couldn't have been a better outcome for my comments at a friend's 80th birthday party.
Adam's approach of collecting pertinent information from you, then researching the topic or person for funny details, guarantees a hilariously targeted speech that will make people wonder how talented you are. If you want a belly-laughing speech for a special occasion, this is the only way to go."

-Jess Ray

Lake Forest, IL

"What a gift they possess."

—
Bob Votruba,

President,

North American Creative Products, Ohio."What a gift they possess."

—
Bob Votruba,

President,

North American Creative Products, Ohio.

We Love Our Clients & They Love Us Pt. I

I feel lucky to be in a business where we have fun creating magic- special words that bring respect, honor, fun, celebration, love & hilarity- for clients who have a great time delivering those words, and for groups of friends/family/associates who have a blast hearing & responding to those words.

But please don't just take my word for the great interactions Funny Biz Writers has with its funny speech writing clients.  Here's a sample of some real words by real people written to us after they used one of our custom funny speeches or roasts at their wedding, birthday, business or corporate event.   - Adam / Head Writer @ Funny Biz Writers

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Excellent experience.  The services provided by Adam helped me accomplish my intentions to bring levity and excitement to my 50th-class reunion as the master of ceremonies. Needless to say, it was very successful, hilariously, gut-busting laughter and believe me,  I could not have done it without Adam writing the script for me.  His professionalism during the entire process was outstanding.  He was very thorough in describing the process in the beginning and kept focused to the end.  Fantastic!"

Barbara Williams

Retired Marketing Manager

Gig Harbor, WA

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Adam wrote a witty, funny, sharp roast for my husband’s surprise birthday. I hired him on short notice, he was more than accommodating and he delivered!  We are on different time zones so email for us was key.  Adam always responded quickly and nailed my husbands personality with just a few answers to his questions!  The roast that Adam wrote was the HIT of the party!  Hope to hire him again in the future.

Joyce Galea

Watervillle, ME

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We were having a surprise roast for our bosses who had been in business for 20 years.  I found [FunnyBiz's] website and sent an email. Adam called me almost immediately to discuss what we were wanting.  I forwarded him a bunch of one or two line stories, to get started and he forwarded me a questionnaire to have them fill out.

He sent is first draft based on our stories and it was hysterical.  Once we answered the questions and sent those back, his final draft was amazing.  

People were laughing so hard they were crying.  Even as many times as I had read it, I still found it funny.  It was so good, my bosses asked for a copy to read.  I know some of those jokes will find their way into other events.

If I ever need a writer for an event again, I know who to call!

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Denise Meeker

Lyon Homes

Las Vegas, NV